I have never missed a recap of The Amazing Race, but last night it was unavoidable. (Actually, I've missed some for vacations. Come to think of it, my record is far from unassailable.) The Oscars just devoured too damn much of the evening, by which I mean all of it. But in case you are the rare devotee who nixed the Oscars in favor of watching the Race and are angry that there's no recap, then grit your teeth with pride that you are a more devoted fan than me. But I will have it up tomorrow morning, I promise! My DVR is still belching smoke after last night, so I need to give it time to cool off before I get back to it.