My recap went up a day late because of Oscars (damn you, celebrities and your gowns? Who was I wearing? Shame!), and then I forgot to link it here. But here it is!

I have never missed a recap of The Amazing Race, but last night it was unavoidable. (Actually, I've missed some for vacations. Come to think of it, my record is far from unassailable.) The Oscars just devoured too damn much of the evening, by which I mean all of it. But in case you are the rare devotee who nixed the Oscars in favor of watching the Race and are angry that there's no recap, then grit your teeth with pride that you are a more devoted fan than me. But I will have it up tomorrow morning, I promise! My DVR is still belching smoke after last night, so I need to give it time to cool off before I get back to it.

Sorry for the delay, here it is. I hope none of you had brunch plans that I made you miss.